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“Congratulations, you’ve been voted most beautiful girl in the room, and the grand prize is a date with me!” “I think I’m dead, because you have to be an angel.” “Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?” “What’s that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle” “If you were a book, the writing would be what we call FINE PRINT!” “If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.” “If you were a booger, I would pick you first.” (O.O ... Gross...) “Were you arrested earlier

Worlds funniest and weird pick up lines 1. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them 2. I play the field… and it looks like I just hit a home run with you! 3. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?” 4. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. 5. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 6. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. 7. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. 8. You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny! 9. I'm good at math. U+I equal